Fortune-Telling with Snickers and the NFL

Hello, wonderful witches!

I know it’s been a hot minute since I’ve published anything here (thanks, medical garbage), but now I have some FABULOUS news to share.

I’m adding chocolate fortune-teller to my list of careers, because Snickers and the NFL hired me to be their official Chocomancer for the upcoming football season! Using bites of Snickers bars from 21 different teams’ mascots, I predicted the next season for each team.

Snickers is selling SatisFORTUNE boxes now for the teams that participated! They come with five bars and a divination guide. Check them out and buy your own here.

I’m so pumped that this project is live and out in the world. Remember I’m here for all of your divination needs! You can book me on the “Witchcraft/Divination Services” page.