Tyromancy Sessions

Ready to have your fortune told with cheese? Schedule a session with me for a custom tyromancy reading. BOOK A SESSION ON MY CALENDAR HERE — note “tyromancy” in the comments. Please let me know when booking if you want me to purchase the cheese for you (extra fee applies).

Cheese Reading FAQ

Is this in-person or online?

I can do both in-person or Zoom sessions. In-person sessions are limited to the north side of Chicago (unless travel expenses are paid) and will be held in a local coffeeshop or fromagerie.

What’s the tyromancy process?

First, we will go through a presentation (it’s fun, promise) about cheese magic throughout history and the different ways to divine with cheese. Then, we will look at your cheese and divine from it. You may bring up to four pieces of cheese. I will provide notes sheets with spots for cheese representing the past, present, future, and overall. You do not need to bring four cheeses — bring what feels right to you, and we can cut them up if desired.

What type of cheese should I bring?

Bring one to four pieces of cheese that have variations on the surface or can be smeared. Blue and Swiss are the most common, but anything with veins, ash, mold, or holes will work. Crumbled cheese can work as well, but might not get as good results.

Can I bring vegan cheese?

Absolutely! As long as it has variations on the surface or can be smeared.

Can you purchase the cheese for me?

I can purchase the cheese for you for $10 extra per person.

How long is this going to take?

Sessions typically take 45 minutes to an hour for a single person, and up to two hours for groups. Note that if you are late, the time you missed will not be added on at the end of the session.

How many people can come?

I can read for private groups of up to 16 people, which will take about two hours. For larger groups or events, please email kitchenwitchjen@gmail.com to discuss timing and pricing.

How much does this cost?

$50 per solo session or per person for groups up to 5 people; $40 per person for group sessions of 6 people or more. If I purchase the cheese for you, it will be another $10 per person. The cost includes the presentation and the readings.

Can I give a session as a gift?

Yes! I can create a custom gift certificate. Email me at kitchenwitchjen@gmail.com to discuss.

In the News

I’ve been lucky enough to be featured on a number of news outlets and podcasts around the world. Here’s a truncated list.

Reading Between The Rinds — Block Club Chicago

The Steve and Johnnie Show — WGN

Local Woman Can Read Your Fortune Using Cheese — The CW

Illinois Woman’s Brie-lliant Fortune-Telling Will Amaze You — Q98.5

Step aside crystal ball, this cheese will tell your fortune — Canadian Broadcast Company

The ancient art of cheese fortune telling — ABC News Australia

Chicago woman turns to cheese to tell your fortune — Fox32 Chicago

Fortune teller uses cheese to predict future — Reuters

Crystal ball out, this cheese predicts your future — GVS

Also featured in: Afar, National Geographic, Longview News-Journal, indy100, auburnpub.com, Fox54, ANC, Yahoo News, Weird Universe, Fox26, KGY 95.3, Haystack News, Daily Motion