Tyromancy Sessions
Ready to have your fortune told with cheese? Schedule a session with me for a custom tyromancy reading. BOOK A SESSION ON MY CALENDAR HERE — note “tyromancy” in the comments.
Cheese Reading FAQ
Is this in-person or online?
I can do both in-person or Zoom sessions. In-person sessions are limited to Chicago (unless travel expenses are paid) and will be held in a local coffeeshop or fromagerie.
What’s the tyromancy process?
First, we will go through a presentation (it’s fun, promise) about cheese magic throughout history and the different ways to divine with cheese. Then, we will look at your cheese and divine from it. For in-person readings, I will supply four pieces of cheese. For virtual readings, you will need to bring four pieces of cheese. (Bring whatever types of cheese you like to eat. Vegan cheese works as well.)
How long is this going to take?
Sessions typically take 45 minutes for a single person, and up to two hours for groups. Note that if you are late, the time you missed will not be added on at the end of the session.
How many people can come?
As many people as you like! For groups larger than 8 people or for events, please fill out this form.
How much does this cost?
In-person readings cost $65 per person and includes cheese. Virtual sessions cost $55 and you must supply your own cheese. Note that small groups at your home or workplace will cost an extra $100 due to the time spent traveling and waiting for guests to arrive. REFUND POLICY: No refunds 24 hours or less before your session.
Can I give a session as a gift?
Yes! I can create a custom gift certificate. Email me at kitchenwitchjen@gmail.com to discuss.
In the News
I’ve been lucky enough to be featured on a number of news outlets and podcasts around the world. Here’s a truncated list.
Reading Between The Rinds — Block Club Chicago
The Steve and Johnnie Show — WGN
Local Woman Can Read Your Fortune Using Cheese — The CW
Illinois Woman’s Brie-lliant Fortune-Telling Will Amaze You — Q98.5
Step aside crystal ball, this cheese will tell your fortune — Canadian Broadcast Company
The ancient art of cheese fortune telling — ABC News Australia
Chicago woman turns to cheese to tell your fortune — Fox32 Chicago
Fortune teller uses cheese to predict future — Reuters
Crystal ball out, this cheese predicts your future — GVS
Also featured in: Afar, National Geographic, Longview News-Journal, indy100, auburnpub.com, Fox54, ANC, Yahoo News, Weird Universe, Fox26, KGY 95.3, Haystack News, Daily Motion